天朝史上最牛怪文,老外听了非懵不可~!

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季姬击鸡记【原文】&nbsp; &nbsp; <font class="jammer">; ?! x$ ^0 s% ?7 H: w&amp; v</font><br>
季姬寂，集鸡，鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽，季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济，跻姬笈，季姬忌，急咭鸡，鸡急，继圾几，季姬急，即籍箕击鸡，箕疾击几 伎，伎即齑，鸡叽集几基，季姬急极屐击鸡，鸡既殛，季姬激，即记《季姬击鸡记》。<font class="jammer">. M" |4 w% W. V) l/ n" R" T</font><br>
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季姬感到寂寞，罗集了一些鸡来养，是那种出自荆棘丛中的野鸡。野鸡饿了叫叽叽，季姬就拿竹箕中的小米喂它们。鸡吃饱了，跳到季姬的书箱上，季姬怕脏，忙叱 赶鸡，鸡吓急了，就接着跳到几桌上，季姬更着急了，就借竹箕为赶鸡的工具，投击野鸡，竹箕的投速很快，却打中了几桌上的陶伎俑，那陶伎俑掉到地下，竟粉碎 了。季姬争眼一瞧，鸡躲在几桌下乱叫，季姬一怒之下，脱下木屐鞋来打鸡， 把鸡打死了。想着养鸡的经过，季姬激动起来，就写了这篇《 季 姬 击 鸡 记》。<br>
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《施氏食狮史》【原文】<font class="jammer">- B* g3 n8 V* d5 w) A</font><br>
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮。食时，始识是十狮，实十石狮尸。试释是事。<br>
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《施氏吃狮子的故事》石室里住着一位诗人姓施，爱吃狮子，决心要吃十只狮子。他常常去市场看狮子。十点钟，刚好有十只狮子到了市场。那时候，刚好施氏也到了市场。他看见那十只狮子，便放箭，把那十只狮子杀死了。他拾起那十只狮子的尸体，带到石室。石室湿了水，施氏叫侍从把石室擦干。石室擦干了，他才试试吃那十只狮子。吃的时候，才发现那十只狮子，原来是十只石头的狮子尸体。试试解释这件事吧</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol前半部分鸡那个，以前没看过。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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这个段子有味道</td></tr></tbody></table>


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;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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念起像乐谱，跌宕起伏:victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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试释诗，实失视，似思？</td></tr></tbody></table>


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好耍。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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读起好累哦</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:victory::lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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幸亏我不是老外</td></tr></tbody></table>


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