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<font size="4">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;东西八万里，上下五千年；世间多负累，唯有光棍闲。不为妻儿女，不为米油盐；不为名利绊，不为琐碎牵。自由又自在，无悔又无怨；独来又独往，无法又无天。逍遥单身汉，快活似神仙；古今光棍者，青史美名传！<br>
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　　夸父逐日走，开男光棍之端；嫦娥奔月去，发女光棍之源。坐怀不乱，乃单身汉柳下惠之修炼；替父从军，是待嫁女花木兰之熬煎。熠熠千秋作美谈，霍去病何患无眷；迢迢万里取真经，唐玄奘修道志坚。虚情假意，大龄女孟光诳寂寞男梁鸿之骗；同床异梦，书呆子山伯卧同窗友英台之边。精神恋爱，盖思想者柏拉图之意见；终身不娶，为同志哥达芬奇之疑团。伊利莎白，老处女何须有伴；贝氏多芬，真天才孤枕可眠。无引力可吸引牛顿视线，有聊赖令无聊梵高升天；听梁静茹还在唱分手快乐，看刘若英一辈子不再孤单！<font class="jammer">) t+ ^! c2 |7 _/ |) @, J; r</font><br>
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　　一年一度光棍节，百年不遇光棍年；人生难得是光棍，有家有室最讨嫌。“男大当婚”不可劝，“女大当嫁”再莫言；莫道光棍应不好，古来寂寞皆圣贤！<font class="jammer">8 Z7 R$ L( B8 S8 {; F</font><br>
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