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今天逗了下假和尚!

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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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经常遇到假僧人行骗,送你开过光的地毯东西,然后叫你捐点香火钱。 有次我不要,有个假和尚说,你这人白送你都不要啊。 LZ真的鬼火毛。 <br>
今天又遇到1个很不要脸的,把我惹毛了决定逗他下。下面是对话和()是我的想法<br>
假和尚:“我们在花灯广场举行武术表演欢迎你们去看看”<br>
我 :“好啊”&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(又要送我开光东西了)<br>
假和尚:“这是我们免费送你们的东西开过光的”<br>
我 :“我不需要”&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;(又要叫给香油钱了)<br>
没想到他直接把东西扔给我了1块铝牌的项链,我还他。<br>
假和尚:“我们送出的东西都不收回去的”<br>
我 :“那好啊”&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;(我就不信你不要钱)<br>
假和尚:“为了表达你的诚心捐点香油钱,多少不论十元 八元都行”<br>
那从包里找出一毛钱给了他。<br>
假和尚:“那也太少了”<br>
我 :“钱虽少情却真哦”<br>
然后他一直JJYY的,后来居然说钱太少了不要了。<br>
我说你不要了,那东西我也不要了,我还你。<br>
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下次有假尼姑上门来看你啷个办:lol<br>
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不理他什么事情都没有<br>
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要得要要得,就是囊个整哈那些假和尚<br>
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有点搞笑,是不是有这回事情哟<br>
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:lol:lol<br>
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:lol:lol<br>
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:lol:lol<br>
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常 有的事情<br>
不理他<br>
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找“打假”办卅!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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是不是真的哦,我也经常遇到假和尚、尼姑卖哪些玩意</td></tr></tbody></table>


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坚持支持楼主打假:victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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假尼姑遇到过,</td></tr></tbody></table>


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哎,这世道。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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一般是直接无视,那天看到有个假和尚操口椒盐普通话<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 扭到一个MM费了半<br>
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