|
|
<div class="pct"> <div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td class="t_f" id="postmessage_1081976">
中文真伟大！竟然有只能看，不能读的文章！<font class="jammer">- l, ]+ g- y6 p+ q</font><br>
<font class="jammer">4 k. b1 q3 H0 T* l: ^7 X</font><br>
1、赵元任《施氏食狮史》<font class="jammer">( x( h7 l. ]; n" o</font><br>
<font class="jammer">$ U+ T( L5 A( R</font><br>
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮。食时，始识是十狮，实十石狮尸。试释是事。<font class="jammer">( ]9 k% T# p D; d& w</font><br>
<font class="jammer">1 n4 A& t+ O6 d8 D1 m</font><br>
2、杨富森<<于瑜与余欲渔遇雨>> <br>
<span style="display:none">3 h3 {2 f3 L( ?. o% L</span><font class="jammer">/ h# U7 G6 X1 m5 B6 d, N</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">0 F+ n) ~1 H9 C4 N</span>于瑜欲渔，遇余于寓。语余：“余欲渔于渝淤，与余渔渝欤？”<br>
<span style="display:none">+ P/ V8 `4 D; x) l7 x6 S9 Z</span>余语于瑜：“余欲鬻玉，俞禹欲玉，余欲遇俞于俞寓。”<font class="jammer">3 Q3 x9 ]$ d# J</font><br>
余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓，逾俞隅，欲鬻玉于俞，遇雨，雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜：“余欲渔于渝淤，遇雨俞寓，雨逾俞宇，欲渔欤？鬻玉欤？”<br>
<span style="display:none"> C4 k8 y8 E1 @/ C8 p f</span>于瑜与余御雨于俞寓，俞鬻玉于余禹，雨愈，余与于瑜踽踽逾俞宇，渔于渝淤。<font class="jammer">5 ?0 i9 F# d- X</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">$ Z) X; y" L, T [4 z</span>3、《季姬击鸡记》<br>
<span style="display:none">! k5 ?8 q8 h% H2 z& A* q7 Y</span><font class="jammer">+ b. W1 e. H) v6 w& H</font><br>
季姬寂，集鸡，鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽，季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济，跻姬笈，季姬忌，急咭鸡，鸡急，继圾几，季姬急，即籍箕击鸡，箕疾击几伎，伎即齑，鸡叽集几基，季姬急极屐击鸡，鸡既殛，季姬激，即记《季姬击鸡记》。<br>
<span style="display:none">& I2 I+ Y1 f9 @, r( L</span><font class="jammer">; w9 E) W: S: b% d* y</font><br>
4、《遗镒疑医》<font class="jammer">- q+ W1 I7 q g; L4 ?. q, `7 v</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">+ I3 n# n' x+ Q% B</span>伊姨殪，遗亿镒。伊诣邑，意医姨疫，一医医伊姨。翌，亿镒遗，疑医，以议医。医以伊疑，缢，以移伊疑。伊倚椅以忆，忆以亿镒遗，以议伊医，亦缢。噫！亦异矣！<br>
<span style="display:none">! U: ]6 y- f, T</span><br>
<span style="display:none">- P$ p, ^; B3 R: a</span>5、《易姨医胰》<font class="jammer">6 u7 V! y8 {: k# x% c; V</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">0 K/ Q# i8 f l8 ~</span>易姨悒悒，依议诣夷医。医疑胰疫，遗意易姨倚椅，以异仪移姨胰，弋异蚁一亿，胰液溢，蚁殪，胰以医。易胰怡怡，贻医一夷衣。医衣夷衣，怡怡奕奕。噫！以蚁医胰，异矣！以夷衣贻夷医亦宜矣！<font class="jammer">5 ^" @; U3 l/ j5 ]</font><br>
<font class="jammer">" F3 @. q! h0 F. H* K</font><br>
6、 赵元任《熙戏犀》<font class="jammer">/ j) E+ G* ]" X T</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">3 \7 i. B6 ]# b6 P3 T0 N</span>西溪犀，喜嬉戏。席熙夕夕携犀徙，席熙细细习洗犀。犀吸溪，戏袭熙。席熙嘻嘻希息戏。惜犀嘶嘶喜袭熙。<font class="jammer">: T' A1 j6 Z- _1 g& n2 o" _) A</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">- Z/ Y' L7 K2 R</span>7、《饥鸡集矶记》<br>
<span style="display:none">: g- q: z% J6 C* t' g( m</span><br>
<span style="display:none">+ ?& `' Z! [ _, s: s: V</span>唧唧鸡，鸡唧唧。几鸡挤挤集矶脊。机极疾，鸡饥极，鸡冀己技击及鲫。机既济蓟畿，鸡计疾机激几鲫。机疾极，鲫极悸，急急挤集矶级际。继即鲫迹极寂寂，继即几鸡既饥，即唧唧。<br>
<span style="display:none">4 g! ]7 j, M+ p+ } D m) }</span><br>
<span style="display:none">: N. B1 p# s. m7 r</span>8、《侄治痔》<font class="jammer">7 \/ H9 a. u+ x$ _6 Y' ]! r5 e6 C' p</font><br>
<br>
<span style="display:none">5 H! X& w9 C2 }0 X</span>芝之稚侄郅，至智，知制纸，知织帜，芝痔炙痔，侄至芝址，知之知芷汁治痔，至芷址，执芷枝，蜘至，踯侄，执直枝掷之，蜘止，侄执芷枝至芝，芝执芷治痔，痔止。<font class="jammer">, g5 D. ~: N5 X! D: i: E7 K. @</font><br>
<font class="jammer">+ ], W. N1 o5 [</font><br>
9、 最后也是最变态的：《羿裔熠邑彝》<br>
<span style="display:none">& e( v% \: h8 \3 q</span><font class="jammer">% K: i9 e8 ^: Q9 ]</font><br>
羿裔熠①，邑②彝，义医，艺诣。<font class="jammer">5 }. ~, N \5 |2 A4 S& s</font><br>
熠姨遗一裔伊③，伊仪迤，衣旖，异奕矣。<br>
<span style="display:none">$ w- Q1 Z B. t. e3 d- h</span>熠意④伊矣，易衣以贻伊，伊遗衣，衣异衣以意异熠，熠抑矣。<br>
<span style="display:none">5 f# N4 z1 b- `</span>伊驿邑，弋一翳⑤，弈毅⑥。毅仪奕，诣弈，衣异，意逸。毅诣伊，益伊，伊怡，已臆⑦毅矣，毅亦怡伊。<font class="jammer">9 X3 _- w, }. \6 [</font><br>
翌，伊亦弈毅。毅以蜴贻伊，伊亦贻衣以毅。<br>
<span style="display:none">% ]) Z+ C+ R2 Z4 i! G</span>伊疫，呓毅，癔异矣，倚椅咿咿，毅亦咿咿。<br>
<span style="display:none"> E9 v( m( W# a8 a</span>毅诣熠，意以熠，议熠医伊，熠懿⑧毅，意役毅逸。毅以熠宜伊，翼逸。<br>
<span style="display:none">. \9 M* \6 R4 p) g! I3 G</span>熠驿邑以医伊，疑伊胰痍⑨，以蚁医伊，伊遗异，溢，伊咦。熠移伊，刈薏⑩以医，伊益矣。<font class="jammer">0 n, z6 Y8 s( h- i</font><br>
伊忆毅，亦呓毅矣，熠意伊毅已逸，熠意役伊。伊异，噫，缢。<br>
<span style="display:none">9 A! L9 S- O: g" n- r8 x3 D</span>熠癔，亦缢。<font class="jammer">9 v3 Z1 i+ g! y- \</font><br>
<font class="jammer">8 Z: F7 {' a* j6 A" ] o# @" u+ N</font><br>
注解：<font class="jammer">& i* |6 [' T; |2 F</font><br>
①熠：医生，据说为后羿的后裔。<br>
<span style="display:none">$ W3 |9 U! q' q" [</span>②邑：以彝为邑，指居住在一个彝族聚居的地方。<br>
<span style="display:none">7 q8 a& p. E% N</span>③伊：绝世佳丽，仪态万方，神采奕奕。<font class="jammer">* h6 X& [" `$ R7 R# q# C' p* J</font><br>
④意：对伊有意思，指熠爱上了伊。<br>
<span style="display:none">8 C5 u4 \& @! m( c" U</span>⑤翳：有遮蔽的地方，指伊游弋到了一个阴凉的地方。<br>
<span style="display:none">- m" O$ a$ ` R& `</span>⑥毅：逍遥不羁的浪人，善于下棋，神情坚毅，目光飘逸。<br>
<span style="display:none">, [. x: |1 P! l' ]* O) I V+ c1 r</span>⑦臆：主观的感觉，通“意”，指对毅有好感。<br>
<span style="display:none">" a/ C: p3 m8 Y- i& t* g$ _</span>⑧懿：原意为“懿旨”，此处引申为要挟，命令。<font class="jammer">0 v( \$ v. W& W; t( M: n" d3 E</font><br>
⑨胰痍：胰脏出现了疮痍。<font class="jammer">: e4 ~2 X5 t, T/ ^</font><br>
⑩刈：割下草或者谷物一类。薏：薏米，白色，可供食用，也可入药。</td></tr></tbody></table>
</div>
<div id="comment_1081976" class="cm">
</div>
<div id="post_rate_div_1081976"></div>
</div>
</div>,<div class="pct"><div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td class="t_f" id="postmessage_1082014">
:victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>
</div>
<div id="comment_1082014" class="cm">
</div>
<div id="post_rate_div_1082014"></div>
</div>
</div>,<div class="pct"><div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td class="t_f" id="postmessage_1082027">
读不转</td></tr></tbody></table>
</div>
<div id="comment_1082027" class="cm">
</div>
<div id="post_rate_div_1082027"></div>
</div>
</div>,<div class="pct"><div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td class="t_f" id="postmessage_1082031">
:loveliness:</td></tr></tbody></table>
</div>
<div id="comment_1082031" class="cm">
</div>
<div id="post_rate_div_1082031"></div>
</div>
</div>,<div class="pct"><div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td class="t_f" id="postmessage_1082033">
<img src="static/image/smiley/grapeman/10.gif" smilieid="55" border="0" alt=""></td></tr></tbody></table>
</div>
<div id="comment_1082033" class="cm">
</div>
<div id="post_rate_div_1082033"></div>
</div>
</div>,<div class="pct"><div class="pcb">
<div class="t_fsz">
<table c |
|
发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58