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昨天晚上，交通警察在路口查酒后驾驶。<br>
警察拦下一串小车，司机们聚在一起，有点紧张地等待检查。我打车里下来靠在树边。<br>
警察扫了人群一眼，发现我明显有些不对劲，眼是红的，腿是软的，靠在一棵树上，拿报<br>
当扇子，拼命地扇着....<br>
警察上我跟前敬了个礼，说：“请出示驾驶证、行驶证。”<br>
我忙手忙脚乱地把本本掏出来，哆嗦着说：“给.......给你。” <br>
“你喝酒了？” <br>
“没......没喝.......喝多少......” <br>
“没喝？都这样了，还没喝？到底喝了多少？” <br>
“喝.......喝了八......八两。” <br>
“吹检测器！”<br>
一检查一看：好嘛，达到醉酒标准了。<br>
“喝八两你还敢开车？你不怕危险？也得为别人着想啊，吊扣驾驶证,明天到队里处理，地址都给您写着。” <br>
“求.......求您了，我这是今年第.......第一次......喝.....喝酒......” <br>
“你有权申辩，咱都得用事实说话不是，明日到交通队接受处理。现在您的车呢？怎么回家？” <br>
这时候我只得委屈的挤出人群，掏出车钥匙....... <br>
突然，我大叫一声：“唉！我的车呢？”声音既洪亮又清楚，酒也完全醒了。 <br>
左看右看，慌的要命，也惊动了在场的每一位警察，纷纷来问：“您车刚才停哪儿啦？”<br>
恍恍惚惚中我全乱了：“这儿？不对，好像是这儿？咳，我都记不起来了。”<br>
警察连忙安慰：“别急，慢慢想。”<br>
就在这一刻意识突然清醒,然后一拍脑门：“不对啊，为了来喝酒，我今日没开车啊，我是打出租车来的啊.......哎，警察同志.......” <br>
警察疑惑的看了我一眼：“没开车，那你站在这儿干什么？” <br>
到这时候我终于挺直了腰板,理直气壮的回答：“我.......................我这不是看热闹来了嘛！"</td></tr></tbody></table>
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要得<br>
好贴</td></tr></tbody></table>
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老贴子了，，，，还是顶一下，，</td></tr></tbody></table>
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回复 3# <i>原来的我</i> <br>
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是的~！磊看起好耍三~对JXJ只要开车无多无少都有点想法噻！呵呵~~</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote>回复 原来的我 <br>
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是的~！磊看起好耍三~对JXJ只要开车无多无少都有点想法噻！呵呵~~<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">邑梅土司 发表于 2011-2-25 21:58</font> <img id="aimg_LpUrM" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="http://www.cqxszx.net/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>
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胆子大，敢拿JXJ来开心~~！佩服~和谐你~！哈哈哈~</td></tr></tbody></table>
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呵呵,搞得虚惊一场!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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醉了但是还不是罪了</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote>当心下次遭他们逮到<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">无话不说说 发表于 2011-2-26 00:31</font> <img id="aimg_hvqQI" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="http://www.cqxszx.net/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>
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牛P。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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回复 <font color="Olive">原来的我</font> 的帖子<br>
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故事真实有效，下次我喝酒了就这样</td></tr></tbody></table>
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硬是搞得好</td></tr></tbody></table>
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;P;P;P;P</td></tr></tbody></table>
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