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重庆驾校刚结业,几哥们上路闹笑话

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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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年前,哥们几个一齐从重庆五里店大湾车站的启富驾校结业,很是激动!其中一哥们家购得一台车,某日邀出来兜风,曰让大伙熟悉一下重庆市区的路况。 <br>
A君:机会难得,兄弟们,今天我做东,想去哪兜尽管说,油钱我妈给的( 据说跟他妈磨了几个小时的嘴皮) <br>
B君:走吧,要去就要去最难开的地方,自我考核,不出事才算真正结业!(汗,要出事那就连命都搭上了) <br>
C君:直接杀上南山,弯道都是S型,还是上山的路,要玩就要玩刺激点的,GOGOGOGO.... (教练要是知道不吐血才怪) <br>
A君:不是吧,直接绕上南山,难度蛮高哩! <br>
D君:少废话,走....(出发了) <br>
一路上开得很慢,哥几个边说边笑,兴奋得不行。A君负责驾驶,只见他满头大汗,毕竟是新手上路!! <br>
A君:你们安静点,别闹,我得集中精神,这可比路考难,旁边没帮踩刹车的,心理没底......(还想着教练坐在身边呢) <br>
B君:前面红灯了,你别又踩错刹车,以前你老干这事。 <br>
C君:老兄,我怎么觉得不对劲,才开到30码,就五档了,磨合期是要这样开吗?(#¥#……%――%――¥%) <br>
B君:你看你一紧张,老毛病又犯了,上次考试的时候,你不提速就一口气换到六档,把考官都吓得下车了!....... <br>
A君:(紧张中......不说话)........ <br>
D君:.......怎么回事,后面都冒烟了,看看啥原因! <br>
A君:(左看看,右看看)是手刹没松,这指示灯跟教练车上的怎么不一样,见鬼了....... <br>
B君:发动机嘎嘎叫呢.......(无语,心痛,新车呀.....)&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
终于到了南山一棵树,我们心都悬的很,生怕掉下山。<br>
A君:兄弟们,前面情况有点复杂,谁来顶一下,我手有点滑(手出汗了); <br>
C君:B君,你学车学得好,上路多,算经验丰富了,你上! <br>
D君也附和着..... <br>
B君:莫慌(凝神想了一会)......兄弟,你这车有使用说明没,拿来看看! <br>
集体晕倒........... <br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">没心 发表于 2013-7-21 12:21</font></font><br>
你们笑话真多看起像广告?</blockquote></div><br>
就把它当笑话看吧。{:4_91:}</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">悠j@特 发表于 2013-7-21 15:00</font></font><br>
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加油加油{:4_94:}<br>
迟早会过的<br>
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