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为什么说星爷的《美人鱼》丑的让人无法直视？

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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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<div align="center">这几日不断传来周星驰新片《美人鱼》大卖的消息</div><div align="center">据说已经有27亿票房了</div><div align="center">估计现在星爷心里已经乐开花了吧 </div><div align="center">
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</div><div align="center">说到这部影片</div><div align="center">早在春节前就被炒的火热异常</div><div align="center">不少人被春晚重度击伤后</div><div align="center">就指着这部电影活过这个春节了</div><div align="center">买票前，基于电影前期宣传</div><div align="center">除了对星爷无厘头搞笑的期望点之外</div><div align="center">人们自然对片中的美人鱼有所幻想</div><div align="center">看之前你们以为的美人鱼是这样</div><div align="center">
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</div><div align="center">但是当终于盼到美人鱼们出现的那刻时</div><div align="center">星爷让我们看到的是这样的</div><br>
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</div><div align="center">…… </div><br>
<div align="center">好吧，星爷的风格就是这样的</div><div align="center">不然按照中国观众的观影笑点</div><div align="center">满屏都是一大波人美波大美人鱼</div><div align="center">谁（chu）爱（le）看(nan)啊（de）<br>
有了对比才有反差</div><div align="center">有反差才能戳笑点</div><div align="center">从安徒生美人鱼童话到好莱坞电影</div><div align="center">奠定的美人鱼基础形象是</div><div align="center">美丽、浪漫、可爱、梦幻</div><div align="center">从此我们眼中的美人鱼就是这样的</div><br>
<div align="center">鱼身鳞光闪烁美艳飘逸楚楚动人</div><div align="center">
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</div><div align="center">06年的《美人鱼》则赢得很多青少年观众的喜爱</div><div align="center">片中的美人鱼阳光可爱单纯美丽</div><br>
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</div><div align="center">到了《加勒比海盗》系列电影</div><br>
<div align="center">美人鱼更是请来了全世界最有名的超模扮演</div><div align="center">
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</div><div align="center">（娃娃脸超模美人鱼 Gemma Ward）</div><div align="left"> </div><div align="center">这版的美人鱼更贴近传说</div
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