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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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<div align="left">李老汉平时说话一本正经,听话的人听完他说的话一回味,才觉得十分幽默,而忍不住发笑,有一次他挑着梨子到城里去卖,回家时,由于又饿又渴,在路上走走停停,本想搭个便车,伸手拦了几次都没有车子停下来,李老汉想,你们不停吗?我有的是办法!</div><br>
<span style="display:none">: `; `" V+ _. k</span><div align="left">又有一辆开过来了,李老汉这一下不像拦前面那几辆车了,他装着醉在路上走着,司机看见有一个老汉东倒西歪地走路,远远地减了速,当车子来到李老汉身边时,李老汉一看是一个三十多岁的司机,问:“师傅,我搭个车。”</div><br>
<span style="display:none">: K6 R1 w&amp; }/ P8 H2 G</span><div align="left">司机摆摆手,准备启动车子,李老汉又问:“行不行?”</div><font class="jammer">- Z( z: s5 o3 O7 F5 i; D$ b" e</font><br>
<div align="left">这下司机说话了:“不得行。”</div><br>
<span style="display:none">; Q! M0 M7 N; W</span><div align="left">“真的不行?”李老汉仍然不死心。</div><font class="jammer">3 E5 K&amp; S: P5 I5 W</font><br>
<div align="left">“不行就是不行。”司机有点不耐烦。</div><font class="jammer">4 m- |7 {5 o7 Y: d( s" R# Z2 E3 @</font><br>
<div align="left">“好!”李老汉发火了,“我几十岁了,坐个车你都不答应,我有的是办法!”</div><br>
<span style="display:none">4 y: s1 q5 k# j4 N+ `</span><div align="left">司机听他“有的是办法”心想,难道你这个老汉会采取什么过激的行为?问:“老汉你想怎么做?”</div><br>
<span style="display:none">! y) r7 N0 [, X</span><div align="left">“我自己走路,难道不是办法?”李老汉说完,挑起篼篼就走。</div><br>
<span style="display:none">" n&amp; V; G; T- X* \/ K</span><div align="left">这一句话,把司机逗笑了,他喊道:“老汉,上来! 带你一程。”</div></td></tr></tbody></table>


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