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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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一资深钓友,与几个朋友喝酒,醉倒后不省人事。被抬回家后,老婆试着用各种办法给他醒酒,都无济于事,于是打电话询问他的朋友。<br>
朋友说,你喊一声:黑漂了~试试看。老婆不解,但照做了。<br>
没想到声音未落,只见男人噌的一下从床上蹦起来,喊到:刺鱼,我的竿子呢……?看着老婆惊讶的眼神,他更加紧张:竿子拖走了?<br>
老婆此时已泪流满面!<br>
致全体在河边池塘边水库边奉献青春、挥洒热血的钓友同仁,端午节快乐 !!!
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向资深钓猫们道贺:六一节快乐!{:5_135:} 什么事情整个占据了你的心头,你将童心不减当年……</td></tr></tbody></table>


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好笑<br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">老左 发表于 2014-6-4 14:31</font> <img id="aimg_m3PZL" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
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。。求钓友一起出钓!手杆、海杆,路亚无不 精通、电话通知后10秒钟出发,身体强壮 可持续战斗7天7夜。上至打窝、和饵料、 做线组下至挖蚯蚓,扛鱼,下水探底,什 么事都做的出来――馒头,矿泉水已准备 好、家人不支持钓鱼已经断绝关系.老婆不 支持钓鱼已经离婚、小孩不支持钓鱼已经 送人,.无业游民、随叫随到,吃苦耐劳、 刮风下雨,从不退缩,24小时等等你的召 唤</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">轻风细雨 发表于 2014-6-11 15:24</font> <img id="aimg_cdw5Z" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
中鱼毒的还真不少。一到街上仔细看哈就晓得,一个二个曲嘛黑的。</blockquote></div><br>
就是就是,十个有九个钓鱼人都是黑区区的<br>
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