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没钱的想结婚,<br>
有钱的想离婚<br>
没钱的老婆兼秘书,<br>
有钱的秘书兼老婆<br>
没钱的假装有钱,<br>
有钱的假装没钱 <br>
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没钱的,养猪<br>
有钱的,养狗。<br>
没钱的,在家里吃野菜<br>
有钱的,在酒店吃野菜。<br>
没钱的,在马路上骑自行车<br>
有钱的,在客厅里骑自行车。 <br>
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人,都不讲实话:<br>
说股票是毒品,都在玩;<br>
说金钱是罪恶,都在捞;<br>
说美女是祸水,都想要;<br>
说高处不胜寒,都在爬;<br>
说烟酒伤身体,就不戒;<br>
说天堂最美,都不去!!! <br>
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当今社会穷吃肉,富吃虾,领导干部吃王八;<br>
男想高,女想瘦,<br>
狗穿衣裳人露肉;<br>
乡下早晨鸡叫人,<br>
城里晚上人叫鸡;<br>
旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身,<br>
新社会演员卖身不卖艺 <br>
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工资真的要涨了<br>
心里更加爱党了<br>
能给孩子奖赏了<br>
见到老婆敢嚷了<br>
敢尝海鲜鹅掌了<br>
闲时能逛商场了<br>
遇见美女心痒了<br>
结果物价又涨了<br>
一切都白想了<br>
唉,万事想开点!<br>
提前祝各位圣诞节节日快乐</td></tr></tbody></table>
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圣诞节快乐</td></tr></tbody></table>
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老外的节日</td></tr></tbody></table>
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剩蛋快乐!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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merry christmas!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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merry christmas!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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快乐至上!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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圣诞节又要到了...</td></tr></tbody></table>
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