哈哈～ 笑死啦… 写给未来的老公哒… 哪位MM写的哈！?太有才了…

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一、不准吸烟&nbsp;&nbsp;吸烟就代表你不爱我！‘点的是烟抽的是寂寞’，有我在 ，你凭啥还寂寞！你就是不爱我，否则也不会嚷我成为吸烟被迫者和你一起‘慢性自杀式’的殉情呀！！！<br>
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二、只可少量饮酒&nbsp;&nbsp;不准暴饮暴喝，你知道你媳妇我很能喝，你要敢喝多少，那我就喝你两倍！你要不怕我酒精中毒和咱家倾家荡产，那你就看着办，喝去吧！<br>
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声明：亲爱的老公，我规定你戒烟限酒其实主要是为了你的身体健康，我要我们好好的相伴到老。<br>
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三、不准对我凶&nbsp;&nbsp;平时小吵小闹对我寇寇也就算了，但不能对我来真格的发脾气。我嗓门高、脸皮厚，你要对我凶，我就大喊大叫乱喳喳，惊扰了四邻反正咱脸皮厚不害羞。嘿，不过你要也脸皮厚不怕邻居笑话你找个神经病的老婆，那你就凶吧！<br>
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四、不准对我动手&nbsp;&nbsp;老祖宗都教育说‘好男不给女斗’所以无论以后我多么任性、无理取闹（估计也不会，我挺善解人意哒）你也不准动手。我生下来就是千金，是宝贝，是世界上的唯一，嫁给你是你的荣幸，只能用来好好疼不准动手！听见喽不！<br>
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五、不准懒&nbsp;&nbsp;嘿，俄有点小懒，但爱干净，爱洗澡。结婚后不准表现出你们男人的邋遢本性！我嫁的是老公，不是垃圾场！我们的东西你都要收拾的井井有条，干干净净。<br>
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六、允许你同时爱3个女人&nbsp;&nbsp;嘿嘿，我够心胸宽广吧。你说说一般的女人谁有我这样的深明大义啊，找我这样的老婆你就偷着乐吧。哼，不过这3个女人都必须是我指定的名额：咱妈、咱妮、和我。其她都甭想！至于你岳母那就不强逼你啦，我爱就行了。<br>
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七、必须一直看我是宝&nbsp;&nbsp;不论多老，在你心中我永远都是你的宝，尤其我40岁！都说‘男人40一朵花，女人40豆腐渣’你也不准嫌弃我。奶奶哩，谁让我20岁一朵花时都没嫌弃你20岁毛蛋孩子一个来。。嘿嘿再说了，你媳妇牛的很，照样能在40岁穿出18岁超短裙的感觉<br>
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八、不准沾花惹草&nbsp;&nbsp;你要敢在外沾花惹草，背叛我，对我不忠，那我就敢红杏出墙！让你瞧瞧，你媳妇风韵不减当年，有多少人惦记着呢。听着：你要敢有那本事，咱就赛赛！哼<br>
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九、允许你以后看到此规章制度发表言语不满和抗议，哈，但只是无效，仍然要履行其它职责。谁让你是俺老公来，别人没那福命喊我老婆也…哈哈<br>
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承诺：亲爱的老公，只要你一心一意的爱我疼我，那我也会安分守己的‘嫁鸡随鸡，嫁狗随狗’的，好好爱你，爱我们的家，爱咱妈咱爸，成为你的贤内柱，为你排忧解愁，陪你欢笑，陪你奋斗，用我们的双手、我们的爱去创造我们温馨美满的家…看完转载后的女人将来的老公会对你言听计从，男人嘛看完转载后会很幸运的用有个上面这样子的老婆，嘿嘿，是非常荣幸的哦</td></tr></tbody></table>


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非常荣幸的哦:victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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“邋遢”是男人的本性？！老子很生这根“贤内柱”的气。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<font size="2"><font color="#999999">秀山西街 发表于 2010-10-29 23:30</font> <img id="aimg_UKHeE" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 西街兄弟，写个男版的噻，给未来的老婆~~~:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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学习了，对我们的打击太大</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>西街兄弟，写个男版的噻，给未来的老婆~~~<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">金弹子 发表于 2010-10-29 23:40</font> <img id="aimg_vC846" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="http://www.cqxszx.net/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 懒得整了哦！脑壳都大了。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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荣幸荣幸</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>西街兄弟，写个男版的噻，给未来的老婆~~~<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">金弹子 发表于 2010-10-29 23:40</font> <img id="aimg_lW9re" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 有男版的.我去搞来:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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厉害哦</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>有男版的.我去搞来<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">xiaofei805 发表于 2010-10-30 00:03</font> <img id="aimg_sUB0N" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="http://www.cqxszx.net/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 男版的。你发出来了。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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回复 11# <i>秀山西街</i> <br>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; 你也哈没睡啊</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:victory::victory:</