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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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理由一: 爱老婆胜过爱自己 <br>
这可是男人必须要具备的。灰太狼每次抓到羊完全可以自己先吃掉,可他一次都没有, <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;总是辛苦地把小羊们送到老婆大人面前。男人永远把老婆放在第一位,这可是嫁他的先决条件啊。 &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 理由二: 吃苦受累爱劳动&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;虽然灰太狼每天都出去抓羊给老婆吃很辛苦,但他仍然坚持做家务,洗衣服、收拾房间, <br>
什么活都不用老婆插手。  <br>
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理由三: 聪明能干有毅力&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;每次抓羊的点子都是他想出来的。虽然羊最后都从锅里跑了,可这是剧情安排嘛! <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;每次失败了,灰太狼都会跟观众们大喊一句:我一定会回来的!瞧,多有毅力。好男人贵在品质。 <br>
理由四: 动手能力极强 <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;灰太狼爱搞些发明创造,这灰太狼要是在生活中啊,准是一动手能力强的男人。 <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;家里的保险丝断了,他修。马桶堵了,他通。这种男人省心又省钱,多好。 <br>
理由五: 为老婆花钱不心疼&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;女人都爱美红太狼想用十只羊换件虎皮大衣,虽然这对灰太狼来说是件难以完成的任务, <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;但他眼睛都不眨就答应了。这种男人太让人感动了,找男人就要个舍得为你花钱的。 <br>
理由六:不花心从一而终 <br>
  在当今小三泛滥的年代,灰太狼这种精神太值得学习和表扬了。虽然偶有抵挡不住小白狐的媚眼 <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp; 给人家献了殷勤,但老婆一声召唤就会乖乖回家。这种优秀的男人只要不是原则性问题,原谅他就好了 <br>
理由七: 绝不偷藏私房钱&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
  男人有钱就变坏。灰太狼抓到的羊一只不藏全留给老婆,这种精神可嘉!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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理由八:不和老婆讨论对错 <br>
  老婆错了也是对的,红太狼说一不二,这种女人多有威严,太给女同胞们长脸了! <br>
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理由九:亲自下厨无怨言 <br>
  没有羊的时候,灰太狼怕饿着老婆,亲自下厨为老婆大人做饭,毫无怨言! <br>
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理由十: 想尽方法哄老婆 <br>
  老婆不高兴了,灰太狼会想尽办法哄她开心。而且是打不还手,骂不还口那种类型的, <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp; 不用担心家庭暴力的发生.</td></tr></tbody></table>


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我就是这样的男人呀<br>
怎么没有红太狼喜欢我呢<br>
没红太狼<br>
黄太狼 蓝太狼也可啊<br>
嗷...... 嗷 ......嗷......</td></tr></tbody></table>


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男人当以事业为重<br>
以抱负为重<br>
灰太狼 好是好</td></tr></tbody></table>


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都是浪子想的撒。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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回复 3# <i>拈花微笑</i> <br>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; 那是你的红太狼还没有找到你啊;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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回复 5# <i>秀山西街</i> <br>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; 西街,你会是一只灰太狼吗?;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>回复&nbsp;&nbsp;秀山西街 <br>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; 西街,你会是一只灰太狼吗?<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">思绪袅袅 发表于 2010-11-23 21:08</font> <img id="aimg_DImci" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 当然会的啦。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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男人的目标吗</td></tr></tbody></table>


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回复 8# <i>秀山西街</i> <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;哈哈哈。。。。。。。;P ;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>回复&nbsp;&nbsp;秀山西街 <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;哈哈哈。。。。。。。<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">空位 发表于 2010-11-23 22:32</font> <img id="aimg_WphH6" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 你笑懒样咯。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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都是往事了</td></tr></tbody></table>


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回复 12# <i>秀山西街</i> <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="3"><font color="darkorchid">没笑哪样啊,逗不是有点想看盘你遭敲平底锅的样子。。。。;P </font></font></font></i></td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>回复&nbsp;&nbsp;秀山西街 <br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;没笑哪样啊,逗不是有点想看盘你遭敲平底锅的样子。。。。<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">空位 发表于 2010-11-26 01:52</font> <img id="aimg_i1SCS" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>

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&nbsp; &nbsp; 遭敲平底锅是啥子意思呢?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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