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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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XS本是穷地方,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
最近交警查车忙.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
每个路口七八个,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
雄纠纠来气昂昂.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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协勤得志也猖狂,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
好似猛虎下山梁.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
转眼扣车一大片,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
过往司机汗成行.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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不打敬礼因为忙,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
罚你二百没商量.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
谁敢不服不要紧,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
有权就是草头王.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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拖车就象大螳螂,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
警灯闪闪放光芒.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
没地停车它不管,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
拖走罚钱是本行.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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抬头看看停车场,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
摩托排列实在长.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
谁说XS是困县,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
这里资金赛银行.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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无牌警车满街窜,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
宣传科里更繁忙.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
八方神圣把情讲,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
没有关系就遭殃.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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临时工来也吃香,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
照样混上警察装.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
文明用语不会讲,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
嘴里叼着芙蓉王.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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着装整齐他不会,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
吊儿郎当走四方.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
五条禁令挂裤裆,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
张嘴就像机关枪.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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奔驰宝马不敢查,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
专查摩托小面包.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
特权车牌记心间,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
违规就当没看见.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
哪个摩托想要跑,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
交警撵你满街逃.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
追人速度不一般,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
刘翔见了都冒汗.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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过路车你别埋怨,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
一个中队罚一遍.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
超载超速压黄线,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
说你哪样都随便.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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宁可去趟阎王殿,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
建议别闯XS城.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
宁绕地球跑一圈&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
燕过拔毛鸟马营 <br>
别从XS过半点.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
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交警协勤临时工,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
个个扮相像豺狼.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
路人见了皆远之,&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
小心蓄生把您伤</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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搞得还蛮押韵</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:)</td></tr></tbody></table>


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;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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突然 想起了孙小宝的八大扯 ,有意思 :lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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写得有点水平哟。但文中所指查摩托,不知是指那类摩托?若是客运摩托就该查,查死它。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:dizzy:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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