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每年末惯例般的物价飞涨，引得百姓一片骂娘声，党中央国务院也急了，会开了无数次，文件出台了一系列，目的一个：稳定物价，和谐社会。<br>
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中央的精神要到达基层，需要一个漫长的过程，这段时间怎么办？日子还得过下去。边缘认为，美好生活，只能自己争取，如何实现生活的低收入高品质，如何轻松搞定物价飞涨下的重庆小康生活，我认为，学习领会并应用《生存指南》非常必要，现摘要如下：<br>
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吃饭问题：早上不吃，到单位猛喝水（不要钱），中午二两小面，加一碗免费面汤;晚餐二两米加10升水熬一锅粥，馒头泡水发胀再吃，菜是炒黄豆或者炒芝麻，每次夹起来嚼一颗;<br>
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水果零食：每天去家乐福、沃尔玛、永辉等大超市卖场，品尝免费样品、赠品;<br>
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交通：建议十公里内走路，超过十公里只坐投币一块的黄皮子公交车，非一元车可坐截截车，以沙坪坝去石桥铺为例，先走一段路走到天马路口，然后上464公交车到白马凼下车，刚好1元，然后白马凼走路到石桥铺，杜绝打车;<br>
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特别提醒：一袋酱油，倒入盆中，加入温开水，加盐，成了一盆酱油;一瓶醋，倒入10升塑料壶中，加入白开水，成了一壶醋; 一桶色拉油，加入一桶米汤加面粉，成了两桶色拉油;<br>
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一个月去朋友家洗一回澡，马桶一天冲一次，省水;饭菜煮成七分熟，省气;电视调成黑白效果，客厅留一3瓦节能灯，天黑就上床，省电;<br>
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请柬应酬，一律包空红包，红包内亲笔签名并按手印纸条，某年某月某日于本人结婚生日时，请以此回赠，同样待遇;<br>
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衣服：准备七套衣服每天轮流换，软十次一起洗，十周七十天两个半月才洗一回，洗时只洗领子和袖口，类似干洗;或者全穿黑夹克，永远不用洗;袜子一买黑色的，经穿不易脏;<br>
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娱乐：周末去三峡广场跳坝坝舞，顺便免费抽移动电信促销活动的奖;去政府阅报栏看免费的报纸，无人值守时撕下来存起卖钱;<br>
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物管房租：月底几天不开手机，不开房门，出入小区风衣墨镜;<br>
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通讯：电话一律只接不打，要找人拨通电话后马上挂断，待对方回拨，咨询查找一律打免费110或10086代劳;<br>
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理发：三个月理一次光头，到短发蓄长发，长发辫起来;<br>
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喝酒：农贸市场打散装高粱白酒，62度2.5元一斤，兑水成低度白酒，加洗衣粉兑水成啤酒，加可乐兑水成香槟酒，加鸡毛广柑皮成鸡尾酒;加红墨水成葡萄酒;<br>
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抽烟：固定时间去车站吸烟室，免费吸二手烟，大街上戴红袖笼以打扫卫生名义捡烟头;<br>
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打牌：小区内打2角婆婆麻将，输一元以上拨腿便跑，老年人追不上;<br>
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总之要牢记几点：第一，身上永远不带十元以上面额大钞;第二，无事不出门;第三，别人请客提前三天禁食;第四，随时留意免费和打折消息。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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:lol:lol:lol安逸！</td></tr></tbody></table>
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妈啦个屁。这个还在外面搞懒卵。回家种田去。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">管我叫啥子 发表于 2011-12-7 15:34</font> <img id="aimg_S1owO" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">雪恋 发表于 2011-12-7 16:27</font> <img id="aimg_Q6I7L" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
安逸！</blockquote></div><br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">没事过路呢 发表于 2011-12-7 17:11</font> <img id="aimg_eQqqM" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
妈啦个屁。这个还在外面搞懒卵。回家种田去。</blockquote></div><br>
小伙子.年轻人别上火....小心着凉...</td></tr></tbody></table>
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精打细算啊:victory::victory::lol:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>
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人才{:soso_e179:}</td></tr></tbody></table>
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:L如果我过上个吧月我估计去见上帝了 ~ 阿门<br>
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