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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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一友人将再婚,昨夜给其想了一副对联<br>
上联:二度梅开二红二喜二人转<br>
下联:三个代表三进三同三城创(或三下乡)<br>
横批:统筹和谐<br>
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坐个沙发&nbsp;&nbsp;,而且坐起不说话!<br>
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楼主是淫才:lol:lol<br>
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:lol<br>
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写得好,合情合理!:):)<br>
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大庆油田一对夫妇结婚了,朋友送了副对联。<br>
上联:新人新井新转头<br>
下联:越转越深越出油<br>
横批:次次都喷<br>
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大庆油田一对夫妇结婚了,朋友送了副对联。<br>
上联:新人新井新转头<br>
下联:越转越深越出油<br>
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淫才呀,难得的淫才。赞一个:victory:<br>
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一友人将再婚,昨夜给其想了一副对联<br>
上联:二度梅开二红二喜二人转<br>
下联:三个代表三进三同三城创(或三 ...[/quote]<br>
动词对动词,数词对数词,名词对名词,形容词对形容词,是真正的对联。<br>
你要是真把这对联给送上了,那个二度梅开四个字恐怕是要XXX了;P<br>
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一友人将再婚,昨夜给其想了一副对联<br>
上联:二度梅开二红二喜二人转<br>
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三进三出三杯奶;P<br>
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