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上联：风声雨声读书声，我不出声。<br>
<span style="display:none">! y% a- v& K+ C</span>下联：家事国事天下事，关我屁事。<font class="jammer">: ]9 y4 m$ `9 |</font><br>
横批：一边玩去。<br>
<span style="display:none">+ r& |; ^% X# E6 V/ Y</span>上联：男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息！ <br>
<span style="display:none">0 h9 B; O9 g: ?! C' H</span>下联：初恋，热恋，婚外恋，恋恋不舍！<br>
<span style="display:none">9 T3 s4 I; J6 D8 M- \! P' I</span>横批：生无可恋 <br>
<span style="display:none">. F N8 f v+ i; ]* j' n" H</span>上联：博士生，研究生，本科生，生生不息！ <font class="jammer">0 t2 _/ v! s% {. ]</font><br>
下联：上一届，这一届，下一届，届届失业！<br>
<span style="display:none">. w3 S. S& O" q! n4 a. ^</span>横批：愿读服输<br>
<span style="display:none">, Q+ L s6 X! _( |</span>上联：金沙江，嘉陵江，黑龙江，江江可投！<br>
<span style="display:none">% O" Q$ T' U3 G, z</span>下联：实验楼，教学楼，宿舍楼，楼楼可跳！<br>
<span style="display:none">8 S1 l& k! } e" D6 N& }9 f</span>横批：空前绝后 <br>
<span style="display:none">& M3 g7 X# I. \2 J1 j' n. j% s1 h8 q/ |</span>上联：爱国爱家爱师妹！<font class="jammer"> j6 }$ }% c3 Z# e: E</font><br>
下联：防火防盗防师兄！<br>
<span style="display:none">4 x& J/ k S5 N) h</span>横批：恋爱自由 <font class="jammer">! y+ C# ]& n" {' X( U: H5 r</font><br>
★上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话；下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子；<br>
<span style="display:none">7 e. q( M: d4 L' c9 b, V' T</span>横批：发错人了。<br>
<span style="display:none">0 f( P0 {: t9 f! Z7 \4 ?3 c</span>★上联：看背影急煞千军万马；<font class="jammer">! q r% S. g6 u$ {</font><br>
下联：转过头吓退百万雄师；<br>
<span style="display:none">1 _) L9 z7 v1 i1 X</span>横批：我的妈呀 <font class="jammer">: X1 d/ r* D6 T- x0 z: H& ^; L</font><br>
★上联：考试不**来年当学弟；<br>
<span style="display:none">. P) y$ J# l+ z; y8 l</span>下联：宁可没人格不可不及格；<font class="jammer">: P: D4 ?# n/ ^( p& k% `" v</font><br>
横批：就是要过！ <font class="jammer">: j! F3 A/ F! z6 z: R. l</font><br>
★上联：麻将扑克金花，输完之后回家；<font class="jammer">' H. ~' w2 r, r3 A. u: t</font><br>
下联：古道西风瘦马，断肠人在天涯；<font class="jammer">& c) U$ R( c3 N( ~$ w X: x' {9 T</font><br>
横批：惨啊！ <br>
<span style="display:none">7 f) Z7 }8 ^/ y/ [% z3 j3 W</span>★上联：去除数字一和二；<font class="jammer">/ B- Z/ x3 x6 o. t x. ~- u d @</font><br>
下联：还有四五六七九；<font class="jammer">9 R: x9 T! r& A0 H+ N</font><br>
横批：只剩三八！ <font class="jammer">& [; N. y% Z9 Y% n6 [, k</font><br>
★上联：说你行你就行不行也行；<br>
<span style="display:none">5 v* g( s% u. r1 k</span>下联：你说不行就不行行也不行；<font class="jammer">: y% j5 m3 p9 }# ?2 A</font><br>
横批：不服不行。 <font class="jammer">' [! D$ s% G- W1 E6 K: z Z</font><br>
★上联：为你痴为你累为你受尽所有罪；<font class="jammer">) X5 b; h, Q7 [</font><br>
下联：为你死为你狂为你咣咣撞大墙；<font class="jammer"> s0 U: f2 k! p+ ]6 Q* w</font><br>
横批：为爱疯狂。 <font class="jammer">. N. D0 _& f" G+ t</font><br>
★上联：我爱的人名花有主；<br>
<span style="display:none">; J; y' N9 i; R( \9 t8 l</span>下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹；<font class="jammer">% n4 t, P# N( |" F: A2 \+ W! R</font><br>
横批：命苦。<br>
<span style="display:none">. k y" N ?5 Q8 I. w</span>★上联：在上为帅；<font class="jammer">0 l J/ P" ^8 t3 K- O; w& T</font><br>
下联：在下为猪；<br>
<span style="display:none">- }5 H& k- _) ?</span>横批：天蓬元帅。 <br>
<span style="display:none">3 A) ]. \! M6 ?7 {, ?) J- N) L( C</span>★上联：假名假姓假地址；<font class="jammer">" e$ C4 g% P; M' P2 t1 K# A1 O2 k8 k</font><br>
下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情；<br>
<span style="display:none">) D$ |! x4 _& L; Q! j- \/ |</span>横批：愿者上钩。 <br>
<span style="display:none">9 m3 M$ h' {) ]0 E$ [3 x</span>★上联：红米饭南瓜汤，老婆一个孩子一帮；<font class="jammer">, m1 ^, j0 x$ B/ P- T% J</font><br>
下联：红米饭王八汤，孩子一个老婆一帮；<br>
<span style="display:none">! L2 I3 C; [, D5 z7 m+ B0 r</span>横批：与时俱进。 <font class="jammer">0 ~/ j# y9 }" }8 Y2 ?7 Z* W _</font><br>
★上联：上压下层层加码，马到成功；<br>
<span style="display:none">! ^" d! }# f4 e</span>下联：下骗上节节掺水，水到渠成；<br>
<span style="display:none">2 {" m+ }, |; r! H; a! T& l2 v</span>横批：皆大欢喜。 <font class="jammer">( H" r; E0 P. S6 ^( D1 S" D, Y</font><br>
★上联：爱与被爱都艰难；<br>
<span style="display:none">. [8 y% T6 Y, `( _2 C; B% G2 Q</span>下联：有情有缘要时间；<br>
<span style="display:none"> f) n5 I; y- n3 i, @8 z</span>横批：情义无价</td></tr></tbody></table>
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上联：风声雨声读书声，我不出声。<font class="jammer">! ?- s7 E( x0 k5 e# l. c</font><br>
下联：家事国事天下事，关我屁事。<br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote>我出个联 上海自来水来自海上 看看这句话 哪个来对下联<br>
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