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<font size="5">昨天晚上，交通JC在路口查酒后驾驶。JC拦下一串小车，司机们聚在一起，有点紧张地等待检查。JC扫了一眼，发现我明显不对劲，眼是红的，腿是软的，靠在一棵树上，拿报纸当扇子，拼命地扇着.....JC上前敬了个礼，说："请出示驾驶证、行驶证。" 我忙手忙脚乱地把本本掏出来，哆嗦着说："给.......给你。""你喝酒了？""没......没喝.......喝多少......""没喝？都这样了，还没喝？到底喝了多少？""喝.......喝了九......九两。""吹检测器！" 一检查一看：好嘛，达到醉酒标准了。 "喝九两你还敢开车？你不怕危险？也得为别人着想啊，吊扣驾驶证,明天到队里处理，地址都给您写着。" "求.......求您了，我这是今年第.......第一次......喝.....喝酒......""你有权申辩，咱都得用事实说话不是，明日到交通队接受处理。现在您的车呢？怎么回家？"这时候我只得委屈的挤出人群，掏出车钥匙....... 突然，我大叫一声："唉！我的车呢？"声音既洪亮又清楚，酒也完全醒了。 左看右看，慌的要命，也惊动了在场的每一位JC，纷纷来问："您车刚才停哪儿啦？" 恍恍惚惚中我全乱了："这儿？不对，好像是这儿？咳，我都记不起来了。"JC连忙安慰："别急，慢慢想。"就在这一刻意识突然清醒,然后一拍脑门："不对啊，为了来喝酒，我今日没开车啊，我是打出租车来的啊.......哎，JC同志......." JC疑惑的看了我一眼："没开车，那你站在这儿干什么？" 到这时候我终于挺直了腰板,理直气壮的回答："我......我这不是看热闹来了嘛！".</font></td></tr></tbody></table>
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哈哈哈哈...真开车就不要喝哦</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<font color="Pink">真滴满．．．．搞笑哦．．．</font></td></tr></tbody></table>
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:lol:lol好好笑，你太有才了，顶一个:victory:;P</td></tr></tbody></table>
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坏哥哥的嘛</td></tr></tbody></table>
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:victory::victory:<br>
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.呵呵</td></tr></tbody></table>
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再来雀哈，适当改编上明年秀山在线春节晚会的节目嘛，呵呵。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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好作品。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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哈哈哈哈哈啊哈啊哈哈啊</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<i class="pstatus"> 本帖最后由 lsf1980 于 2009-9-30 00:28 编辑 </i><br>
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<font size="7">重庆时尚台</font><br>
<font size="7">某一期麻辣故事</font><br>
<font size="7">有演过楼主类似的剧情</font></td></tr></tbody></table>
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戏弄JC同志</td></tr></tbody></table>
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哈哈，你该啊</td></tr></tbody></table>
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有点意思哦！</td></tr></tbody></table>
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警察查车是好事情啊。不过前头会有2个协警查车被人弄下课了</td></tr></tbody></table>
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