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女人和男人一夜没回家的区别!!超现实!超搞笑!!

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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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一个女人有一晚没回家,隔天她跟老公说他睡在一个女性朋友那边,她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友,没有一个知道这件事! 一个男人有一晚没回家睡,隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边,她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友,有八个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家..... 还有2个说"他老公还在他那儿!"    <br>
[localimg=100,150]1[/localimg]某网友的回帖:昨完把此帖给我老婆看,没想到她兴致大发;立刻打电话给我朋友问我是否在他们那里.结果可想而知,再次论证了上诉观点!更离谱的是有一哥们竟然说我在他家喝醉了,正睡着呢,还问我老婆要不要喊我起来接电话?在挂了电话后,那哥们的电话马上打到我手机上,一接通没等我说话就大喊:在哪呢,快回家吧,你老婆找你呢,我说你在我家喝醉了......回去前别忘了先喝酒...... 通完话,我看着老婆默默无语…… <br>

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无语,也太现实了,</td></tr></tbody></table>


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太现实了</td></tr></tbody></table>


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兄弟伙些梗直,女人们更梗直</td></tr></tbody></table>


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嘿嘿……</td></tr></tbody></table>


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老贴子,还是顶</td></tr></tbody></table>


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这只能证明男人够义气呗!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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我试过。狂准!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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男人和女人有很多差别,这个差别也够大的料,呵呵。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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