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小时候,那些骗了我们很久的谎言

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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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亲嘴儿就会生出小孩来 <br>
  你是垃圾筒里捡来的<br>
  吃耳屎会变成哑巴 <br>
  换牙时,上面掉的往下扔,下面掉的扔房上 <br>
  红领巾是用烈士的鲜血染红的 <br>
  踩影子玩晚上会尿床 <br>
  在屋子里面打伞就不长高<br>
  被人用腿迈过去就不长个 <br>
  骑狗烂裤裆 <br>
  吃鱼子会变笨 吃甲鱼会流鼻血 <br>
  玩火尿炕<br>
  喝酒人会变笨<br>
  指月亮第二天耳朵被割 <br>
  吃猪尾巴读书不得行<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;吃猪脚叉长大了找不到媳妇<br>
  上初中的时候 体育老师亲口对我说 等你们毕业了 中国足球就冲出亚洲了<br>
  21世界实现共 产 主 义。。。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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确实,大伙都是被这么骗过来的</td></tr></tbody></table>


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现在都完全懂了哦!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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最后两个最经典!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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还有吃鸡脚脚写字象鸡脚叉叉</td></tr></tbody></table>


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捞雀二写字手要抖</td></tr></tbody></table>


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吃猪脚叉长大了找不到媳妇<br>
;P;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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现在的娃儿可能不会被这样的话骗了吧</td></tr></tbody></table>


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估计我现在耍不到女朋友的原因就在于此哦,猪脚叉我从小啃到大的。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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说谎要被狼吃</td></tr></tbody></table>


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我想起小时候我自己最爱骗他们,每次都骗,就是吃酒席的时候,我们都是娃娃家一桌,我在开始就给他们说吃鱼眼睛要变很得很聪明,每次鱼还没在桌上放稳,他们都开始抢起来了,我就在旁边哈哈的笑`!!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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楼主是宋农的所??</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote>楼主是宋农的所??<br>
<font size="2"><font color="#999999">习染余味 发表于 2009-5-6 19:51</font> <img id="aimg_VDDCr" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" src="https://www.cqxszx.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font></blockquote></div><br>
我是土生土长的宋农人。我还会宋农土家舞哩,嘿嘿</td></tr></tbody></table>


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已阅。。。。!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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吃饭时,饭洒到地上了要遭雷打</td></tr></tbody></table>


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