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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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<i class="pstatus"> 本帖最后由 江南羁客 于 2010-8-16 15:53 编辑 </i><br>
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1、<font face="Simsun">男人最爱听女人说的一句话是:我要!男人最怕听女人说的一句话是:我还要!</font><font face="Simsun">2、</font><font face="Simsun">生日派对上蛋糕只剩下一块,上面恰好写着生日两个字。男孩大方地拿起刀一分为二,温柔地对女孩说:“我负责‘日’,你负责‘生’,好吗?”</font><br>
<font face="Simsun">3、</font><font face="Simsun">一幼儿园的小破孩躲在厕所里吸烟,被老师抓到,老师问他为什么吸烟,他低下头,深沉的回答:祖国未统一,心情很郁闷!</font><br>
<font face="Simsun">4、</font><font face="Simsun">网上认识了三个女网友:第一个声音很甜――56岁;第二个20岁靓,但mm不喜欢男生;第三个21岁,漂亮,有才,喜欢男生,喜欢我,见面时,我给她讲了一个笑话,一口气没上来,笑死了……</font></td></tr></tbody></table>


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<i class="pstatus"> 本帖最后由 江南羁客 于 2010-8-16 15:54 编辑 </i><br>
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:lol坐着沙发笑</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<i class="pstatus"> 本帖最后由 老萝卜头 于 2010-7-21 09:37 编辑 </i><br>
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啊我就坐板凳看你哭</td></tr></tbody></table>


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那为什么还要天各一方</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(</td></tr></tbody></table>


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为什么相爱的人不能在一起?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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明明那么相爱,我想问是啥子让你们分开了呢?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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难以理解个所以然,总觉得真爱着的话就要努力去争取,待努力过之后,实在不能相守的时候就释然的放手。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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没感觉</td></tr></tbody></table>


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就是``为什么要分开呢???</td></tr></tbody></table>


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爱又能用什么证明?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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这是LZ的真人真事。。<br>
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看了没感觉</td></tr></tbody></table>


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先声明:我是转帖,不是原创</td></tr></tbody></table>


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:(可惜不是你</td></tr></tbody></table>


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无病呻吟</td></tr></tbody></table>


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