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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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<font face="宋体">我喜欢你吗?<br>
</font><font face="宋体">有多喜欢,有喜欢到不顾一切的犯贱吗?<br>
没有吧,我一定是没有这样地魄力的。<br>
前段时间为了拒绝一相亲对象,乐呵呵地对爸妈说:“您们就不要再担心我了,不要再给我介绍了,我心里有喜欢的人!”<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;老妈一听立马说:“你喜欢,你喜欢有什么用,要人家喜欢你啦,他喜欢你不嘛?”<br>
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 我说:“是我喜欢他,他喜不喜欢我,我不晓得。我没给他说我喜欢他。”<br>
看吧,是不是有犯贱的潜质;呵呵。<br>
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哭,有用吗?<br>
哭吧,反正你发泄的唯一方式也只是哭。<br>
哭够了吗?<br>
哭够了,就收起你那廉价的眼泪,擦擦鼻涕努力工作吧!一切都还是原来的样子。</font><br>
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喜欢就对他说出来</td></tr></tbody></table>


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喜欢就要大胆去说,哭也没用的</td></tr></tbody></table>


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今生今世,但愿岁月静好,现世安稳,每天都能看到他的笑颜。当成最美好的期待吧、<br>
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坚持或许会胜利,放弃终将会是遗憾。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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勇敢说出来嘛,不答应算啦,大不了寻第二家。;P;P;P;P;P;P;P</td></tr></tbody></table>


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随缘吧,是你的最终都会属于你,强求得来的也许并不是好的:victory::victory::victory:</td></tr></tbody></table>


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说了,就有机会,,不说就半点机会都没有了,,加油!!:lol:lol:lol</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">金弹子 发表于 2013-2-1 08:31</font> <img id="aimg_BTNbo" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
喜欢就对他说出来</blockquote></div><br>
:L这个,不能只考虑个人感受啊、!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">_______旧时衣裳 发表于 2013-2-1 09:05</font> <img id="aimg_xIujs" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
今生今世,但愿岁月静好,现世安稳,每天都能看到他的笑颜。当成最美好的期待吧、</blockquote></div><br>
总是怀着希望,面对未知的绝望,直到能够微笑着失望……</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">Ihehappyday 发表于 2013-2-1 23:54</font> <img id="aimg_KR8ul" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
总是怀着希望,面对未知的绝望,直到能够微笑着失望……</blockquote></div><br>
经典!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">小二 发表于 2013-2-1 09:36</font> <img id="aimg_z0P5a" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
坚持或许会胜利,放弃终将会是遗憾。</blockquote></div><br>
让我想起一段话:无论做什么事,做不一定有,不做就一定没有。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">谁是我的前世 发表于 2013-2-1 10:29</font> <img id="aimg_V4zGP" onclick="zoom(this, this.src, 0, 0, 0)" class="zoom" file="static/image/common/back.gif" onmouseover="img_onmouseoverfunc(this)" lazyloadthumb="1" border="0" alt=""></font><br>
随缘吧,是你的最终都会属于你,强求得来的也许并不是好的</blockquote></div><br>
yes,我也这么想、</td></tr></tbody></table>


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有喜欢吗?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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