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发表于 2019-4-7 16:07:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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老板去外地出差了,圣诞节回来了。他在QQ群里,问<br>
“姑娘们,圣诞节礼物是护手爽。”<br>
我就说<br>
“老板,我男的不用那个,我只需要嚓屁股的”<br>
“要什么嘛。”<br>
“有没有肥皂吗?”<br>
心里想,你会买肥皂<br>
“没有肥皂,不过有香皂。”<br>
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过了3个小时,每个MM都有了护手霜,和一块香皂。<br>
“来,你不是要香皂么?多给你一块。”<br>
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老板一块一块放在我的办公桌上,第二块,就掉地上了。<br>
“快捡撒。”<br>
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我“。。。。。。”<br>
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妹纸<br>
来自安卓客户端</td></tr></tbody></table>


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有破菊花的情节<br>
来自安卓客户端</td></tr></tbody></table>


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炯事来源生活。哈哈!</td></tr></tbody></table>


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纸!<br>
可以擦屁股</td></tr></tbody></table>


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还有“指”也可以擦屁股。</td></tr></tbody></table>


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老板把“嚓”理解成“插”了<img src="static/image/smiley/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9" border="0" alt=""></td></tr></tbody></table>


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老板把“嚓”理解成“插”了<img src="static/image/smiley/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9" border="0" alt=""></td></tr></tbody></table>


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有JQ呀</td></tr></tbody></table>


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好用不?</td></tr></tbody></table>


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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">菲戈 发表于 2013-12-26 21:14</font></font><br>
好用不?</blockquote></div><br>
菲戈,什么意思!“好用不”这几个字不单纯。<br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">敌尔 发表于 2013-12-26 20:20</font></font><br>
有JQ呀</blockquote></div><br>
这个,是真事,行不。<br>
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有点,而不是很JQ<br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">子虚 发表于 2013-12-26 18:59</font></font><br>
老板把“嚓”理解成“插”了</blockquote></div><br>
哥哥,别说出来了。<br>
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<div class="quote"><blockquote><font size="2"><font color="#999999">kiss浪子 发表于 2013-12-26 17:12</font></font><br>
还有“指”也可以擦屁股。</blockquote></div><br>
你想太多了。<br>
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